Randy Shirt

The Randy Shirt is for the dogs who act like they have meetings to attend and people to disappoint.

Clean. Crisp. Slightly judgmental.
This polished button-up serves corporate casual with just enough sass to let everyone know your pup is absolutely the best-dressed one in the building.

Featuring a tailored collared fit with sporty stripe sleeve details, the Randy Shirt gives “tiny CEO on vacation,” while still being comfy enough for snack breaks, dramatic window staring, and barking at absolutely nothing.

Honestly? This shirt has strong “my assistant will handle that” energy.

And the vibe?
Luxury prep school dropout.
Rich aunt’s favourite nephew.
Small dog with enormous opinions.

✨ Features:

• Smart collared button-up design
• Sporty stripe sleeve detailing for extra attitude
• Lightweight, comfy fit for everyday wear
• Easy snap/button closure for quick outfit changes
• Perfect for brunches, family photos, café hangs, and casual power moves
• Ideal for dogs who expect respect and rotisserie chicken

The Randy Shirt: because your dog didn’t survive being this adorable just to dress average.